Name: Jason Siah Chin Hon Birthday: 30th August 1982 Gender: Male Occupation: Customer Service Officer My place: Rawang

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

~Please Laugh!..~

Lately, this email has been forwarding around in my company~ And we all are now discussing about this only as all the quotes are just toooooooooooooooooooo "fascinating"... Haha! Enjoy reading..

The main role is SV.. I dun wish to put the full name here.. Don't want any problem comes to me!.. Haha~ U guys can guess yourself, who is this SV.. Up to u~~~

1) SV on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4) SV said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini"
1 pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde
sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?"
SV glorious replied,"Kalau
takde sungai, kita bina sungai!" (Crazy!.. Haha!)
5) SV's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "Semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "...marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari" )
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka *** naik ke pentas utk membuka kain" (Wahaha! Membuka KAIN?!?! Kain apa?! OMG~ Pengsan!..)
10) Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar" (Again?!..)

And last but not the least.. His sophisticated idea as below..

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Manyak susah sekarang!!

Itu macam kalo, motor besar misti ikut jalan kampong, kalo orang kampong komplen kalo, boleh bikin highway baru untuk moto saja. Saya boleh bawa ke kabinet. Itu macam boleh bikin tol lah. Untuk kemudahan rakyat jelata.

Semalam saya lihat penunggang motosikal besar di PLUS, bawa laju hingga 170 kilometer sejam. Mereka tidak ikut peraturan hingga ada empat orang (motosikal) bersaing dalam dua lorong.

Saya ingin beri amaran (lebuh raya) bukan tempat perlumbaan motosikal. Saya akan jumpa persatuan (pemilik) motosikal dan beri nasihat, kerana kalau mereka tidak mau ikut, kita akan ban motosikal daripada PLUS," katanya.
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Well, let's see how!.. Kita akan BAN motosikal ar!.. Hahaha~

~J~
Jason Siah
1.05pm 23rd October 2007

6 Comments:

  • At 12:17 AM, Anonymous gLaDieZz said…

    I know exactly who SV is. Hahahaha. Read that email quite sometime ago, roflmao!

     
  • At 10:00 PM, Anonymous www.alistairlihai.com said…

    Hahaha, stupid SV. How can he be minister... hayoo.. lol

     
  • At 8:42 AM, Blogger thej said…

    ::gladiezz::
    Haha.. I think everyone knows la.. But shhhhh~ diam diam sudah lor~ hehe!.. Just laugh!.. =P

    ::alistairlihai::
    Well, minister doesn't mean must be PANDAI de.. So, we have to accept the fact!.. hehe!.. Especially not pandai in bahasa kebangsaan~ YA ALLAH~~ =P

    ~J~

     
  • At 3:38 AM, Blogger Crayn Tay said…

    SV...tht sawi..rite? mankala....how come he wan to bina sungei... he sot...a?

     
  • At 1:39 PM, Blogger thej said…

    ::crayn::
    That's the best part lor.. Bina sungei wor!.. Pengsan! hahaha~

    ~J~

     
  • At 1:19 AM, Blogger Crayn Tay said…

    really pengsan lo...no brain de..

     

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